From: Â Â Â Â dncnbear7@yahoo.com
Subject: Â Â Â Fwd: Irony
Date: Â Â Â October 2, 2006 6:29:05 AM PDT
To: Â Â Â Â dncnbear7@yahoo.com
“And isn’t it ironic…”
Enjoy!!
Peace,
Mark
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy
made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy
when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with
China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
national priority is enforcing U.N. Resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without
regulation.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches,
while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then
demand their cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health
care to all Americans is socialism.
HMO’s and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense,
but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is
solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George
Bush’s driving record is none of our business.
Bill Clinton spent 8 years trying to secretly kill Osama Bin Laden without
taking the lives of thousands of innocent people and American soldiers. He is
accused of doing nothing and being the bad guy. Bush has spent 5 years
trying to openly kill Osama Bin Laden while taking the lives of thousands of
innocent people and American Solders and invading two separate countries to
do
it, but he is the good guy.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a
conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for
your
recovery.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960’s is of vital national interest, but what
Bush did in the ’80’s is irrelevant.
Feel free to pass this on. If you don’t send it to at least 10 other people,
we’re likely to be stuck with more Republicans in ’06 and ’08.
Friends don’t let friends vote Republican.
The last one to read this gets to send it to the White House!!
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Mark Lichtenberger
dncnbear7@yahoo.com
“Who are the men, who really run this land?
and why do they run it, with such a careless hand?
what are their names, and on what streets do they live?
I’d like to ride right over this afternoon and give
them a piece of my mind about peace for mankind
Peace is not an awful lot to ask.”
David Crosby
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