The Borowitz Report: State Department Offers Support ‘to Whoever Winds Up Winning’
“The United States has and will always be a beacon of freedom and democracy,” Secretary Clinton said. “And in that capacity, we are vigilantly standing on the sidelines and offering the strongest possible monitoring of events from afar.” Joining her at the State Department press conference, President Barack Obama echoed her statement, telling reporters, “I am behind Secretary Clinton’s mixed message one hundred percent. To dictators who think they can get away with oppressing their people, let me say this – the United States of America is standing by, thousands of miles away, to see how this mess turns out.”
and btw more truthful than anything else you’ll read about the Middle East Revolution-apolooza – mab .. read more
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