MB Civic

• You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
• You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren’t wearing any.
• At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you’re not eating cereal.
• Your back goes out but you stay home.
• When you wake up looking like your driver’s license picture.
• It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
• When your idea of a night out is sitting on the terrace.
• When happy hour is a nap.
• When you’re on holiday and your energy runs out before your money does.
• Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
• Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
• Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
• You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.
• Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot.
• The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
• It takes twice as long – to look half as good.
• Everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt – doesn’t work.
• You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.
• You sink your teeth into a steak – and they stay there.
• You give up all your bad habits and still don’t feel good.
• You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don’t care anymore.