I dream of a better world where a chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
Michael Hamilton, a fugitive…
from the law of averages
I’ve always wanted to be somebody….
but I should have been more specific
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
… driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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