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Tbogg on FDL ..

Barack Obama is walking down the street when he looks in a neighbors garage and sees an old rusty push mower. Knocking on the door, he is surprised to see that it’s John Boehner’s house. “Hey John. I couldn’t help but notice that fine lawnmower in your garage. How much do you want for it?” “Well I wasn’t planning on selling it, but I guess I’d let it go for $20.” Obama thinks about it for a moment. “Okay I’ll give you $25.”

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