[Mb-civic] Eat The Right Wing
maxfury at granderiver.net
Wed Sep 1 12:57:05 PDT 2004
Eat The Right Wing
I was walking down the street the other day in a city and someone came up
to me and shoved a pamphlet in my hand and walked away.
It was entitled "Eat The Right Wing".
Curious, I opened it up, thinking it was a political statement, but to my
surprise found it to be an ordinary cook book.
It had complete recipes for sauteeing not only W., but the entire Bush family.
Rumsfeld a la mode ice cream.
And the list went on and on and on...
Powell stew.pickled pigs feet.
Wolfowitz pickled pigs feet.
Scalia peking duck.
And on and on and on...
It showed which parts to use and which parts not to use, such as throwing
away W's ears as they had so much wax in them that not even boiling them
could remove it all.
Its basic conclusion was that since "The Right Wing" had contributed so
heavily to the devastation of the economy, social programs, quality of
life, etc etc etc, that "The Poor" who had been so directly affected by
their actions had no choice in the upcoming Future to sustain the correct
amount of nutrients but to eat those who had literally prevented them from
putting food on their tables and who had squandered the future of their
children by enslaving them indefinitely with such insurmountable future debt.
It was kind of tragic in a funny sort of way that someone would have gone
to all the trouble to write out actual recipes for preparing, cooking, and
serving "The Right Wing" in a little computer printed pamphlet.
I guess that they figured since they couldn't outvote the people who have
managed to fix American elections themselves, that this was the best
As hungry as I might ever get, though, I just can't imagine eating their
recipe for "Republican Penis Soup".
"The balls are huge, but the penises are so small that they wouldn't even
make a mouthful."
Oh well, it was fun, though, for a while, heh, getting a little pamphlet
shoved in your hand, then finding out it is a cook book instead of a
The guy disappeared around the corner, and I quickly followed him to ask
some questions, but he vanished in a crowd. The only thing I caught sight
of before he blended back into America was the back of his jacket which
read "Rove in 2008".
I'll have to admit, although there aren't many, Karl does come up with some
interesting thoughts now and then....
- Where has the sparrow gone now that I need its song.
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