Colbert Super PAC: The Time has come to take a Stand. For Something.
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Dear Colbert Super PAC Members and Electoral Uruk-hai,
On June 29th, I sent out a call. A call for all heroes to come together under the banner of Colbert SuperPAC, put some money in a hat, and then leave. And you came: over 120,000 of you joined with the goal of Making a Better Tomorrow… Tomorrow.
But now, Tomorrow is only a Day away. The Time has come to take a Stand. For Something. We haven’t figured out what It is yet. That’s where You come in.
Go to http://bit.ly/PACstand and share what matters to you most, whether it’s ending poverty, designing a truly zombie-proof fortress or preserving poverty. Everything is on the table-even tables.
Your concerns will be scientifically blended with the concerns of other Colbert SuperPAC members, then formed into a nutritious concern loaf for me to cram down Washington’s gullet.
It’s like a reverse orchestra, where you’re all the conductors and I’m the one musician, armed with an FEC-sanctioned violin made of money. Or maybe an oboe – that’s up to you. You’ve made your money-voice heard, now make your mouth-voice heard. Visit http://bit.ly/PACstand today…now.
Why are you still here?
Sinceriously,
Stephen Colbert
President and Chieftain of the Dúnedain, Colbert Super PAC
Paid for by Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow
Not authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee.
http://www.colbertsuperpac.com
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Dear Hero,
You are receiving this letter because you had the courage to visit http://bit.ly/PACstand, and more importantly, the attention span to fill out the form before getting distracted by Facebook, GChat, or a Huffington Post article with “PIPPA WHALETAIL” in the title.
Thank you for plumbing the depths of your soul and passing along the principles you value most dearly. Your concerns are important to us, and will be appreciated in the order they are received.
Love,
Stephen Colbert
Supreme Allied Commander, Colbert Super PAC
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I’ll see you in robot hell, you son of a bitch.
Stephen Colbert
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