[Mb-hair] A Great Icon Died Yesterday! Obituary

[Sherwin Ross]

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the  belly.  He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch.  The grave site was piled high with flours.  Aunt Jemima delivered
the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much
he was kneaded.  Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little
flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive
roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.  The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20
minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion
and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may
be having a crumby day and kneads it.
 

 

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