[Mb-hair] Lie-Clocks

[Jonathon Johnson]

  Subject: Lie-Clocks
  

  A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at 
  the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He 
  asked, "What are all those clocks?" 
  

  St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.  Everyone on Earth 
  has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will 
  move." 
  

   "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" 
  "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating 
  that she never told a lie." 
  

   "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. 
  Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands 
  have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire 
  life." 
  

  "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. 
  "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."



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