[Mb-civic] Eat The Right Wing

Robin McNamara olhippie at tampabay.rr.com
Wed Sep 1 17:25:05 PDT 2004

Hey Alexander wonderful stuff brother LOL :)


  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Alexander Harper 
  To: mb-civic at islandlists.com 
  Sent: Wednesday, September 01, 2004 6:54 PM
  Subject: Re: [Mb-civic] Eat The Right Wing

  Don Queso,

  The inference in the pamphlet you were given that republicans have small dicks could cause severe angst to not-so-well endowed democrats - I mean it's a painful contradiction; physiologically when you look despairingly at yourself in the mirror ( I am not  US voter so I don't count of course and I am certainly not going to justify my manhood)) you see a republican, whereas under that manly ribcage and lofty forehead beats the heart and sparks the brain of a democrat. Please, Cheese, ask your friendly therapist how one is to square this circle. On the other hand it does explain  that junk mail we all receive urging us to deluge money upon our genitals. With every cream, vacuum pump or masturbation technique sold, 25% of the proceeds goes to the Republican Party with the willing consent, presumably, of each guaranteed to be satisfied client. And that basically is what the republican policies are all about. They promise to make everyone bigger and better and richer (by kicking the shit out of weaker nations for instance) while the only thing that is guaranteed to happen is that you, the poor benighted client, will end up poorer, more insecure, weaker and with an even smaller but this time much sorer willy than you started out with.

  Oh woe..


  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Cheeseburger 
  Date: Wed, 01 Sep 2004 14:57:05 -0500 
  To: mb-civic at islandlists.com 
  Subject: [Mb-civic] Eat The Right Wing 

  > Eat The Right Wing 
  > I was walking down the street the other day in a city and someone came up 
  > to me and shoved a pamphlet in my hand and walked away. 
  > It was entitled "Eat The Right Wing". 
  > Curious, I opened it up, thinking it was a political statement, but to my 
  > surprise found it to be an ordinary cook book. 
  > It had complete recipes for sauteeing not only W., but the entire Bush family. 
  > Rumsfeld a la mode ice cream. 
  > Condoleeza cornbread. 
  > Cheney enchiladas. 
  > And the list went on and on and on... 
  > Powell stew.pickled pigs feet. 
  > Wolfowitz pickled pigs feet. 
  > Scalia peking duck. 
  > And on and on and on... 
  > It showed which parts to use and which parts not to use, such as throwing 
  > away W's ears as they had so much wax in them that not even boiling them 
  > could remove it all. 
  > Its basic conclusion was that since "The Right Wing" had contributed so 
  > heavily to the devastation of the economy, social programs, quality of 
  > life, etc etc etc, that "The Poor" who had been so directly affected by 
  > their actions had no choice in the upcoming Future to sustain the correct 
  > amount of nutrients but to eat those who had literally prevented them from 
  > putting food on their tables and who had squandered the future of their 
  > children by enslaving them indefinitely with such insurmountable future debt. 
  > It was kind of tragic in a funny sort of way that someone would have gone 
  > to all the trouble to write out actual recipes for preparing, cooking, and 
  > serving "The Right Wing" in a little computer printed pamphlet. 
  > I guess that they figured since they couldn't outvote the people who have 
  > managed to fix American elections themselves, that this was the best 
  > alternative. 
  > As hungry as I might ever get, though, I just can't imagine eating their 
  > recipe for "Republican Penis Soup". 
  > "The balls are huge, but the penises are so small that they wouldn't even 
  > make a mouthful." 
  > LOL........ 
  > Oh well, it was fun, though, for a while, heh, getting a little pamphlet 
  > shoved in your hand, then finding out it is a cook book instead of a 
  > political treatise. 
  > The guy disappeared around the corner, and I quickly followed him to ask 
  > some questions, but he vanished in a crowd. The only thing I caught sight 
  > o f before he blended back into America was the back of his jacket which 
  > read "Rove in 2008". 
  > I'll have to admit, although there aren't many, Karl does come up with some 
  > interesting thoughts now and then.... 
  > Cheeseburger 
  > - Where has the sparrow gone now that I need its song. 
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